Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens, 1835–1910) was an American humorist and author famous for “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” and “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.”
Short Stories written by Mark Twain
- “After” Jenkins 1868 - A grand affair of a ball--the Pioneers'--came off at the Occidental some time ago. The following notes of the costumes… ... Read more
- A Burlesque Biography 1868 - Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it… ... Read more
- A Cure for the Blues 1868 - By courtesy of Mr. Cable I came into possession of a singular book eight or ten years ago. It is… ... Read more
- A Curious Experience 1868 - This is the story which the Major told me, as nearly as I can recall it:-- In the winter of… ... Read more
- A Curious Pleasure Excursion 1868 - --[Published at the time of the "Comet Scare" in the summer of 1874] [We have received the following advertisement, but,… ... Read more
- A Defence of General Funston 1868 - I February 22. To-day is the great Birth-Day; and it was observed so widely in the earth that differences in… ... Read more
- A Dog’s Tale 1868 - I My father was a St. Bernard, my mother was a collie, but I am a Presbyterian. This is what… ... Read more
- A Entertaining Article 1868 - I take the following paragraph from an article in the Boston ADVERTISER: AN ENGLISH CRITIC ON MARK TWAIN Perhaps the… ... Read more
- A Fable 1868 - Once upon a time an artist who had painted a small and very beautiful picture placed it so that he… ... Read more
- A Fashion Item 1868 - [Written about 1867.] At General G----'s reception the other night, the most fashionably dressed lady was Mrs. G. C. She… ... Read more
- A Fine Old Man 1868 - John Wagner, the oldest man in Buffalo--one hundred and four years old --recently walked a mile and a half in… ... Read more
- A Ghost Story 1870 - I took a large room, far up Broadway, in a huge old building whose upper stories had been wholly unoccupied… ... Read more
- A Helpless Situation 1868 - Once or twice a year I get a letter of a certain pattern, a pattern that never materially changes, in… ... Read more
- A Humane Word from Satan 1868 - [The following letter, signed by Satan and purporting to come from him, we have reason to believe was not written… ... Read more
- A Letter from Santa Claus 1875 - Palace of Saint Nicholas in the Moon Christmas Morning My Dear Susy Clemens, I have received and read all the… ... Read more
- A Letter to the Secretary of the Treasury 1868 - Riverdale-on-the-Hudson, OCTOBER 15, 1902. THE HON. THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY, WASHINGTON, D. C.: Sir,--Prices for the customary kinds of… ... Read more
- A Medieval Romance 1868 - CHAPTER I. THE SECRET REVEALED. It was night. Stillness reigned in the grand old feudal castle of Klugenstein. The year… ... Read more
- A Memory 1868 - When I say that I never knew my austere father to be enamoured of but one poem in all the… ... Read more
- A Monument to Adam 1868 - Some one has revealed to the TRIBUNE that I once suggested to Rev. Thomas K. Beecher, of Elmira, New York,… ... Read more
- A Mysterious Visit 1868 - The first notice that was taken of me when I "settled down" recently was by a gentleman who said he… ... Read more
- A New Crime 1868 - LEGISLATION NEEDED This country, during the last thirty or forty years, has produced some of the most remarkable cases of… ... Read more
- A Reminiscence of the Back Settlements 1868 - "Now that corpse [said the undertaker, patting the folded hands of the deceased approvingly] was a brick--every way you took… ... Read more
- A Royal Compliment 1868 - The latest report about the Spanish crown is, that it will now be offered to Prince Alfonso, the second son… ... Read more
- A Telephonic Conversation 1868 - Consider that a conversation by telephone--when you are simply sitting by and not taking any part in that conversation--is one… ... Read more
- A True Story, Repeated Word for Word As I Heard It 1868 - It was summer time, and twilight. We were sitting on the porch of the farm-house, on the summit of the… ... Read more
- About Barbers 1868 - All things change except barbers, the ways of barbers, and the surroundings of barbers. These never change. What one experiences… ... Read more
- About Magnanimous-Incident Literature 1868 - All my life, from boyhood up, I have had the habit of reading a certain set of anecdotes, written in… ... Read more
- About Play-Acting 1868 - I I have a project to suggest. But first I will write a chapter of introduction. I have just been… ... Read more
- About Smells 1868 - In a recent issue of the "Independent," the Rev. T. De Witt Talmage, of Brooklyn, has the following utterance on… ... Read more
- Advice To Little Girls 1868 - Good little girls ought not to make mouths at their teachers for every trifling offense. This retaliation should only be… ... Read more
- After-Dinner Speech 1868 - [AT A FOURTH OF JULY GATHERING, IN LONDON, OF AMERICANS] MR. CHAIRMAN AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: I thank you for… ... Read more
- Amended Obituaries 1868 - AMENDED OBITUARIES TO THE EDITOR: Sir,--I am approaching seventy; it is in sight; it is only three years away. Necessarily,… ... Read more
- Among the Fenians 1868 - Wishing to post myself on one of the most current topics of the day, I, Mark, hunted up an old… ... Read more
- Among the Spirits 1868 - There was a séance in town a few nights since. As I was making for it, in company with the… ... Read more
- An Encounter With An Interviewer 1868 - The nervous, dapper, "peart" young man took the chair I offered him, and said he was connected with the Daily… ... Read more
- Answers to Correspondents 1868 - "MORAL STATISTICIAN."--I don't want any of your statistics; I took your whole batch and lit my pipe with it. I… ... Read more
- At The Appetite-Cure 1868 - This establishment's name is Hochberghaus. It is in Bohemia, a short day's journey from Vienna, and being in the Austrian… ... Read more
- Aurelia’s Unfortunate Young Man 1868 - The facts in the following case came to me by letter from a young lady who lives in the beautiful… ... Read more
- Cannibalism In The Cars 1868 - I visited St. Louis lately, and on my way West, after changing cars at Terre Haute, Indiana, a mild, benevolent-looking… ... Read more
- Captain Stormfield’s Visit to Heaven 1868 - CHAPTER I Well, when I had been dead about thirty years I begun to get a little anxious. Mind you,… ... Read more
- Christian Science and the book of Mrs. Eddy 1868 - 'It is the first time since the dawn-days of Creation that a Voice has gone crashing through space with such… ... Read more
- Colonel Mulberry Sellers 1868 - COLONEL MULBERRY SELLERS was in his library, which was his drawing-room, and was also his picture gallery, and likewise his… ... Read more
- Concerning Chambermaids 1868 - Against all chambermaids, of whatsoever age or nationality, I launch the curse of bachelordom! Because:They always put the pillows at… ... Read more
- Concerning The American Language 1868 - --[Being part of a chapter which was crowded out of "A Tramp Abroad."-- M.T.] There was as Englishman in our… ... Read more
- Concerning The Jews 1868 - Some months ago I published a magazine article[1] descriptive of a remarkable scene in the Imperial Parliament in Vienna. Since… ... Read more
- Concerning Tobacco 1868 - As concerns tobacco, there are many superstitions. And the chiefest is this--that there is a STANDARD governing the matter, whereas… ... Read more
- Curing A Cold 1868 - It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher… ... Read more
- Curious Relic For Sale 1868 - "For sale, for the benefit of the Fund for the Relief of the Widows and Orphans of Deceased Firemen, a… ... Read more
- Dan Murphy 1868 - One of the saddest things that ever came under my notice (said the banker's clerk) was there in Corning, during… ... Read more
- Dick Baker’s Cat 1921 - One of my comrades thereanother of those victims of eighteen years of unrequited toil and blighted hopeswas one of the… ... Read more
- Diplomatic Pay and Clothes 1868 - VIENNA, January 5--I find in this morning's papers the statement that the Government of the United States has paid to… ... Read more
- Disgraceful Persecution Of A Boy 1868 - In San Francisco, the other day, "A well-dressed boy, on his way to Sunday-school, was arrested and thrown into the… ... Read more
- Does the Race of Man Love a Lord?? 1868 - Often a quite assified remark becomes sanctified by use and petrified by custom; it is then a permanency, its term… ... Read more
- Edward Mills and George Benton: A Tale 1868 - These two were distantly related to each other--seventh cousins, or something of that sort. While still babies they became orphans,… ... Read more
- English as She is Taught 1868 - In the appendix to Croker's Boswell's Johnson one finds this anecdote: CATO'S SOLILOQUY.--One day Mrs. Gastrel set a little girl… ... Read more
- Eve’s Diary 1906 - SATURDAY.--I am almost a whole day old, now. I arrived yesterday. That is as it seems to me. And it… ... Read more
- Experience Of The McWilliamses With Membranous Croup 1868 - [As related to the author of this book by Mr. McWilliams, a pleasant New York gentleman whom the said author… ... Read more
- Extracts from Adam’s Diary 1868 - MONDAY.--This new creature with the long hair is a good deal in the way. It is always hanging around and… ... Read more
- First Interview With Artemus Ward 1868 - I had never seen him before. He brought letters of introduction from mutual friends in San Francisco, and by invitation… ... Read more
- From the ‘London Times’ of 1904 1868 - Correspondence of the 'London Times' Chicago, April 1, 1904 I resume by cable-telephone where I left off yesterday. For many… ... Read more
- General Washington’s Negro Body-Servant 1868 - A Biographical Sketch The stirring part of this celebrated colored man's life properly began with his death--that is to say,… ... Read more
- Goldsmith’s Friend Abroad Again 1868 - NOTE.--No experience is set down in the following letters which had to be invented. Fancy is not needed to give… ... Read more
- History Repeats Itself 1868 - The following I find in a Sandwich Island paper which some friend has sent me from that tranquil far-off retreat.… ... Read more
- Honored As A Curiosity 1868 - If you get into conversation with a stranger in Honolulu, and experience that natural desire to know what sort of… ... Read more
- How I Edited an Agricultural Paper 1868 - I did not take temporary editorship of an agricultural paper without misgivings. Neither would a landsman take command of a… ... Read more
- How The Author Was Sold In Newark 1868 - [Written about 1869.] It is seldom pleasant to tell on oneself, but some times it is a sort of relief… ... Read more
- How to Tell a Story 1868 - The Humorous Story an American Development.--Its Difference from Comic and Witty Stories . I do not claim that I can… ... Read more
- Hunting The Deceitful Turkey 1868 - When I was a boy my uncle and his big boys hunted with the rifle, the youngest boy Fred and… ... Read more
- In Memoriam – Olivia Susan Clemens 1868 - DIED AUGUST 18, 1896; AGED 24 In a fair valley--oh, how long ago, how long ago!-- Where all the broad… ... Read more
- Information Wanted 1868 - "WASHINGTON, December 10, 1867. "Could you give me any information respecting such islands, if any, as the government is going… ... Read more
- Introduction to “The New Guide of the Conversation in Portuguese and English” 1868 - INTRODUCTION TO "THE NEW GUIDE OF THE CONVERSATION IN PORTUGUESE AND ENGLISH" by Pedro Carolino In this world of uncertainties,… ... Read more
- Is He Living or Is He Dead? 1868 - I was spending the month of March 1892 at Mentone, in the Riviera. At this retired spot one has all… ... Read more
- Italian with Grammar 1868 - I found that a person of large intelligence could read this beautiful language with considerable facility without a dictionary, but… ... Read more
- Italian Without a Master 1868 - It is almost a fortnight now that I am domiciled in a medieval villa in the country, a mile or… ... Read more
- Jim Baker’s Blue-Jay Yarn 1868 - Animals talk to each other, of course. There can be no question about that; but I suppose there are very… ... Read more
- John Chinaman In New York 1868 - As I passed along by one of those monster American tea stores in New York, I found a Chinaman sitting… ... Read more
- Johnny Greer 1868 - "The church was densely crowded that lovely summer Sabbath," said the Sunday-school superintendent, "and all, as their eyes rested upon… ... Read more
- Journalism In Tennessee 1868 - [Written about 1871.] The editor of the Memphis swoops thus mildly down upon a correspondent who posted him as a… ... Read more
- Legend Of Sagenfeld, In Germany 1868 - --[Left out of "A Tramp Abroad" because its authenticity seemed doubtful, and could not at that time be proved.--M. T.]… ... Read more
- Lionizing Murderers 1868 - I had heard so much about the celebrated fortune-teller Madame-----, that I went to see her yesterday. She has a… ... Read more
- Lost in the Snow 1872 - The next morning it was still snowing furiously when we got away with our new stock of saddles and accoutrements.… ... Read more
- Luck 1868 - [Note: This is not a fancy sketch. I got it from a clergyman who was an instructor at Woolwich forty… ... Read more
- Mark Twain: A Child’s Biography 1915 - John Clemens, Samuel's father, was a farmer, merchant, and postmaster in a Missouri town, called Florida. His wife, Jane Clemens,… ... Read more
- Mr. Bloke’s Item 1868 - [Written about 1865.] Our esteemed friend, Mr. John William Bloke, of Virginia City, walked into the office where we are… ... Read more
- My Bloody Massacre 1868 - The other burlesque I have referred to was my fine satire upon the financial expedients of "cooking dividends," a thing… ... Read more
- My Boyhood Dreams 1868 - The dreams of my boyhood? No, they have not been realised. For all who are old, there is something infinitely… ... Read more
- My Debut as a Literary Person 1868 - In those early days I had already published one little thing ('The Jumping Frog') in an Eastern paper, but I… ... Read more
- My First Lie, and How I Got Out of It 1868 - As I understand it, what you desire is information about 'my first lie, and how I got out of it.'… ... Read more
- My First Literary Venture 1868 - I was a very smart child at the age of thirteen--an unusually smart child, I thought at the time. It… ... Read more
- My Late Senatorial Secretaryship 1868 - [Written about 1867.] I am not a private secretary to a senator any more I now. I held the berth… ... Read more
- My Military Campaign 1868 - You have heard from a great many people who did something in the war; is it not fair and right… ... Read more
- My Watch 1868 - [Written about 1870.] An Instructive Little Tale My beautiful new watch had run eighteen months without losing or gaining, and… ... Read more
- Paris Notes 1868 - --[Crowded out of "A Tramp Abroad" to make room for more vital statistics.--M. T.]The Parisian travels but little, he knows… ... Read more
- Party Cries In Ireland 1868 - Belfast is a peculiarly religious community. This may be said of the whole of the North of Ireland. About one-half… ... Read more
- Petition Concerning Copyright 1868 - TO THE HONORABLE THE SENATE AND HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES IN CONGRESS ASSEMBLED: Whereas, The Constitution guarantees equal rights to all,… ... Read more
- Political Economy 1868 - Political Economy is the basis of all good government. The wisest men of all ages have brought to bear upon… ... Read more
- Portrait of King William III 1868 - I never can look at those periodical portraits in THE GALAXY magazine without feeling a wild, tempestuous ambition to be… ... Read more
- Post-mortem Poetry 1868 - In Philadelphia they have a custom which it would be pleasant to see adopted throughout the land. It is that… ... Read more
- Punch, Brothers, Punch! 1868 - Will the reader please to cast his eye over the following lines, and see if he can discover anything harmful… ... Read more
- Riley-Newspaper Correspondent 1868 - One of the best men in Washington--or elsewhere--is RILEY, correspondent of one of the great San Francisco dailies. Riley is… ... Read more
- Rogers 1868 - This Man Rogers happened upon me and introduced himself at the town of -----, in the South of England, where… ... Read more
- Running For Governor 1868 - A few months ago I was nominated for Governor of the great state of New York, to run against Mr.… ... Read more
- Some Learned Fables, For Good Old Boys And Girls 1868 - In Three Parts PART FIRST HOW THE ANIMALS OF THE WOOD SENT OUT A SCIENTIFIC EXPEDITION Once the creatures of… ... Read more
- Speech At The Scottish Banquet In London 1868 - --[Written about 1872.] On the anniversary festival of the Scottish Corporation of London on Monday evening, in response to the… ... Read more
- Speech On Accident Insurance 1868 - DELIVERED IN HARTFORD, AT A DINNER TO CORNELIUS WALFORD, OF LONDON GENTLEMEN: I am glad, indeed, to assist in welcoming… ... Read more
- Speech On The Babies 1868 - AT THE BANQUET, IN CHICAGO, GIVEN BY THE ARMY OF THE TENNESSEE TO THEIR FIRST COMMANDER, GENERAL U. S. GRANT,… ... Read more
- Speech On The Weather 1868 - AT THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY'S SEVENTY-FIRST ANNUAL DINNER, NEW YORK CITY The next toast was: "The Oldest Inhabitant--The Weather of… ... Read more
- Switzerland, the Cradle of Liberty 1868 - Interlaken, Switzerland, 1891. It is a good many years since I was in Switzerland last. In that remote time there… ... Read more
- The $30,000 Bequest 1868 - Chapter I Lakeside was a pleasant little town of five or six thousand inhabitants, and a rather pretty one, too,… ... Read more
- The 1,000,000 Bank Note 1868 - When I was twenty-seven years old, I was a mining-broker's clerk in San Francisco, and an expert in all the… ... Read more
- The Approaching Epidemic 1868 - One calamity to which the death of Mr. Dickens dooms this country has not awakened the concern to which its… ... Read more
- The Californian’s Tale 1868 - Thirty-five years ago I was out prospecting on the Stanislaus, tramping all day long with pick and pan and horn,… ... Read more
- The Canvasser’s Tale 1868 - Poor, sad-eyed stranger! There was that about his humble mien, his tired look, his decayed-gentility clothes, that almost reached the… ... Read more
- The Capitoline Venus 1868 - CHAPTER I [Scene-An Artist's Studio in Rome.] "Oh, George, I do love you!" "Bless your dear heart, Mary, I know… ... Read more
- The Captain’s Story 1868 - There was a good deal of pleasant gossip about old Captain 'Hurricane' Jones, of the Pacific Ocean--peace to his ashes!… ... Read more
- The Carnival of Crime in Connecticut 1868 - THE FACTS CONCERNING THE RECENT CARNIVAL OF CRIME IN CONNECTICUT I was feeling blithe, almost jocund. I put a match… ... Read more
- The Case Of George Fisher 1868 - --[Some years ago, about 1867, when this was first published, few people believed it, but considered it a mere extravaganza.… ... Read more
- The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County 1865 - In compliance with the request of a friend of mine, who wrote me from the East, I called on good-natured,… ... Read more
- The Curious Dream 1868 - CONTAINING A MORAL Night before last I had a singular dream. I seemed to be sitting on a doorstep (in… ... Read more
- The Curious Republic of Gondour 1868 - As soon as I had learned to speak the language a little, I became greatly interested in the people and… ... Read more